Archive for June, 2008
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Thursday, June 26th, 2008 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she […]
Household Tips #4
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008When stacking delicate china plates, use a used jar ring between plates to keep them from being scratched.
To remedy those stinky shoes, stuff them with newspaper and let them sit overnight.
If your salt is clumping in the shaker, add a few grains of rice to absorb moisture.
Household Tips #3
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008Alternative Uses For Toothpaste-
To remove crayon marks, squirt a small dab of non-gel toothpaste onto the wall where the crayon marks are. Rub gently with a soft cloth, then rinse with warm water.
If you are having trouble getting garlic or onion odors off your hands, wash them using a blob of toothpaste.
Clean rubber soles by […]
Nashville Star-Why do I watch this damn show ?
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008Why oh why do I watch this show ? In all honesty, I have never really liked it. As a country music fan and having owned a country music radio station, I feel almost as if I am obligated to watch it. I am almost always disappointed in the talent. At the end of every […]
George Carlin dead at 71
Monday, June 23rd, 2008
LOS ANGELES - Acerbic standup comedian and satirist George Carlin, whose staunch defense of free speech in his most famous routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television” led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died. Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John’s Health Center in […]
Another Joke
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her HUSBAND!”
Is THAT what she is famous for ?
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 Did you know that Tonya Harding was the first American ice skater to successfully land a triple axel in competition ?
Is *that* what she is famous for ? Apparently it is much more lucrative to hire some thugs to take out your competitions legs or become a porn star.
I was a naughty, naughty girl yesterday !
Friday, June 20th, 2008I am still so agitated with my gouging supplier and despite a long search on the net yesterday, have not found a suitable replacement supplier. Feeling increasingly troubled by the whole mess (I am such a damn troublemaker !) I decided to pursue this a little bit.
So I e-mailed the gougers using my husbands name […]
Come on suppliers, step it up !
Thursday, June 19th, 2008One of my suppliers is really, really irking me. It is the supplier I use for silver aluminum screw caps. I refuse to name the company here because I refuse to send any free traffic their way. Bitches.
My complete order for these caps weighs under 1 lb.
I am being charged a UPS rate for…get […]
Never Argue With A Woman !
Thursday, June 19th, 2008One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, […]