Could YOU pass this test ?

June 26, 2008

 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, ”I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed  straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”                                                            

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. 

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29 Responses to “Could YOU pass this test ?”

  1. Geoserv Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 5:07 am


    That was hilarious. Good post.

  2. Ozzy Says:
    July 15th, 2008 at 5:13 am

    While the moral of the story is great, I would leave my fiancée and her family right there on the lawn. Head games and tests like that are just plain stupid.

  3. shirteesdotnet Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    If only I could make a bee line from my own family I would.

  4. Jeff Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 10:38 am


    I am with you, I think that if the “family” pulled that on me I would have kept going to the car and not turned back.

  5. Brittany Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 1:08 pm Here’s the video to this, :)

  6. danny Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    I agree with Ozzy. Run like hell.

  7. yournotoriginal Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Cool, good thing Trojan never made that into a commercial…oh wait, they did…rip off

  8. beck Says:
    July 16th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    this is an advertisement that i saw on youtube…

  9. kirwanqueren Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 6:05 am

    Stumbled here!

    GREAT post!

  10. notme Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    This is such an old joke…

  11. jehan Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    I would pass that “test” but I’d drive home, and never see any of those psychos again. I would never marry into such a sneaky, manipulative family

  12. usagi Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    best. stumble. ever.

  13. eunice Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 1:12 am

    stumble upon this post and this is funny! LOL!! I should have used this test hmm..

  14. /b/ Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    seriously….it’s called humor. It’s not a moral of the story type thing, it’s not about a crazy family…it’s a damn joke. laugh with it, and click stumble again. FFS stop analyzing everything on the interwebz

  15. metoo Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    folks, it is just a joke!

  16. Brian Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    The video is funnier.

  17. glow gothic Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    very funny
    already stumbled

  18. Bill Vincent Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Funny, very funny. Oh, the humanity! LOL!

    On a serious not, any family that would “test” me in such a way would be put in my past. Reminds of girlfriends I had, whose friends would surreptitiously approach me and threaten various things if I hurt her. They meant well, but who needs games like this? They generally succeeded only in making me look elsewhere for love.

  19. Lar Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    I would have banged her sister and ran like hell with her family far behind screamin or shootin, lmao

  20. prettylkeflower3 Says:
    July 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am

    I love it! Love to stumble.

  21. Joe Pike Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 3:11 am

    Jesus Ozzy, It was a joke lighten up.

  22. jafstat Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    People this is a commercial not real life. look it up on funny commercials. You got to love the internet everyone believes everything. Plagiarism on commercials what next.

  23. grabrail Says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    That is soo funny

  24. marc Says:
    July 27th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    it’s from a tv ad

  25. 27617287 Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    OMG!! I didn’t read the last line about the condoms! HOLY CRAP CAKES This is actually kind of funny!

  26. Valdez Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Friken hilarious I love it, good thing he didn’t go for the raw dog

  27. teckels Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

    Marry the girl.
    THEN start screwing the little sister!!!!

  28. Radu Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am

    Well, I don’t know about you, but I agree with @teckels

  29. Louis Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Ozzie, you are such a drag….can’t you appreciate a good joke…lol