July 24, 2008

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.                                                                      

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’                                                                                           

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’  

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2 Responses to “hahaha”

  1. ty Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    thats awesome

  2. noobiantor Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 2:14 am