Jokes

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Just Kidding. There’s No Candy.

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

One of my favorite jokes EVER !

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
“My what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf “.
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a […]

Biker babe ?

Monday, July 28th, 2008

I know there are probably a million funny things I could say here….but why ?

Huge Snake !

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

hahaha

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.                                                                      
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many […]

Warning For Women

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

This man has been spotted in Wal-Mart parking lots in many areas. If you see this guy, do not be taken in by his scam ! He is a hoax !
My friend tried this and said that not only did it not work but her insurance company woud not cover the procedure !

Could YOU pass this test ?

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she […]

Another Joke

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

 A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her HUSBAND!”

Never Argue With A Woman !

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and  decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife  decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.                                                     
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, […]

Of Course They’re Scissors !

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Quote from child’s mom: “This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard.”

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