Jokes
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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009One of my favorite jokes EVER !
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
“My what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf “.
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a […]
Biker babe ?
Monday, July 28th, 2008I know there are probably a million funny things I could say here….but why ?
Huge Snake !
Thursday, July 24th, 2008hahaha
Thursday, July 24th, 2008My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many […]
Warning For Women
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008This man has been spotted in Wal-Mart parking lots in many areas. If you see this guy, do not be taken in by his scam ! He is a hoax !
My friend tried this and said that not only did it not work but her insurance company woud not cover the procedure !
Could YOU pass this test ?
Thursday, June 26th, 2008 I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she […]
Another Joke
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queries.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her HUSBAND!”
Never Argue With A Woman !
Thursday, June 19th, 2008One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, […]
Of Course They’re Scissors !
Monday, June 16th, 2008Quote from child’s mom: “This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard.”
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