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Farting Granny !

Friday, June 13th, 2008

 An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing […]

Women’s Wisdom

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

1) Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
2) A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills…she has 14 kids but doesn’t really care.
3) One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 […]

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